Friday Fill-Ins:
1. The crickets sing, and they need to stfu, I've got a migraine.
2. I am watching you pee wherever you are.
3. I want to get far away from the inside of my head.
4. SOME VERY EXCITING THINGS THAT CHANGE THE ENTIRE ARC OF THE PLOT HAPPEN BUT OMG THEN THE MAIN CHARACTER WAKES UP; this was a dream. (And everyone loses respect for the writer)
5. But as for me I made my mind up back in Chelsea, when I go, I'm goin' like Elsie. (What? I watched Cabaret yesterday. And the day before. What? And I know it's "and as for me" in the song. What???)
6. Where I come from is my mom's vagina.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to the small amount of relief from anxiety that comes from it being payday, tomorrow my plans include pretty much fuck all, which will be SO wonderful, and Sunday, I want to sleep a lot, watch some EastEnders, do some knitting! (That enforced exclamation point seems excessive.)
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Ha! You certainly don't beat around the bush! LOL And especially mentioning vagina...I know bad joke. Love your mermaid! Kind of the twisted, bizzaro type of stuff I like.
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Here is my Friday Fill-In attempt. It made me think of the Childcatcher...LOL
Sassy
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Welcome to the Friday Fill-Ins! Loved you answers :)Have a great weekend!
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