Today I have decided I am the Monday Fairy. It is the stupidest day ever, and I hope to cheer yours up.
I also have sung you a Monday Song!
BRB I have to poop.
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Ok! Now I am gonna beat you over the head with the Happy Hammer!!!!
SUCK ON THE HAPPY!!!!! LICK IT UP!!!!!!
Guaranteed happy: Do the Batusi!!!!
I used to know a guy named Happy. He lived next door to my grama.
Ok. I hope something in this has made you smile at least a little.
Also I made you a hand turkey.
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Me love you long time. I am bookmarking this post for whenever life gets extra suckey. Maybe I should just have this whole post tattooed on my right thigh.
ReplyDeletePLEASE DO THAT. I want to be on your thigh one way or another.
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