Wednesday, 17 February 2010

You absolute fucker.

Don't you dare talk to me like I'm a stupid little woman, you asshole electrician.
I know the heater "only works at night," I know how the storage heaters in my own fucking house work, you condescending fuck.
Just for that, your buttcrack is going on the internet.

Fuck you, you absolute CUNT. Don't you dare condescend to me, would you pull that shit if my husband was here? Oh, wait, no, you'd ONLY address him and ignore me completely. I fucking hate you and all your ilk. Walking out when you fix it like I wasted your time because "it seems to be working now." Yeah, you twat, because you have the tools to take off the cover and get to the inside fuses. Fuck you, fuck your sister, fuck your mother, fuck your grandmother. I almost hope it stops working again so I have to drag your condescending, sexist fuckhead back here.


  1. Don't sugarcoat it... how do you really feel?

  2. Ha. No, I'm fine with it, really. I am a stupid little woman.

  3. I've had such bad experiences with workman at the house (sexually harassed, called a bitch when I was perterbed that they were super late, etc.) that if we have a new worker coming who I have not met before he stays home when they come. Yeah, it's a pain in the ass, but I am not going to be insulted/grabbed at/cursed at in my own damn house just because I had the audacity to wake up this morning with a vagina.

  4. This is great! He so deserved it! I will remember this the next time the A/C man has to come back out because he didn't fix it right the first time!