And now to make you all feel dirty for looking at me naked in the last post.

BEBEH PHOTOS OF MEEEEEEE!!!

Already disapproving of the plans my parents had for me throughout the rest of my childhood.

That last one? One time when my dad was doing that, I puked in his mouth. Of course that was just last year.


No. I'm lying. Sorry. But I did totally hurl into his mouth when he was baby-flying me once. I win.