Sunday Stealing: The Trivia About Me Meme
Opening…
Do you get regular massages?
Psht. I wish.
Do you have an answering machine?
Emphatically not.
What cuss word do you use the most?
Fuck.
Are you underweight or overweight?
Surprisingly, I think I may be just about right at the moment.
Can you see your veins?
I am intensely translucent, yes.
Favorite…
Soap?
EastEnders. What? Is that not what you meant? I'm a bodywash kinda girl anyway.
Fruit?
Avocado
Kind of red meat?
Salmon's kinda red....
Fish?
Salmon. As raw as possible.
Candy bar?
Do Reese's cups count as candy bars? Fuckit, they do now.
Have You Ever…
Eaten a whole bag of potato chips?
Waaaaay too frequently.
Eaten lobster?
Waaaaay too infrequently. God, it's been ages since I've had a lobster. Mmmm.....
Climbed a mountain?
Many.
Been skydiving?
Nope. I'd like to try.
Been water skiing?
Nope. Not sure about that one, I kinda suck at that whole balance thing.
Do You…
Wish you could change something about your life?
Yeah, I want a shitton more money.
Like your nose?
Yes, I have to admit to being particularly vain about my nose. I think it's quite a fine nose, and I particularly like my new tiny sparkly stud, though it is equally as charming a nose when it has a ring through it.
Like salt and vinegar chips?
Oh hells, yes. Down the pub with a bag of salt & vinegar, a cigar, and a pint of cider. Yes, please. COME BACK, SUMMER.
Eat salsa?
Not as often as I'd like, there's no Mexican food in this godforsaken, bland wilderness of a country.
Own a boat?
No, but I'd love to. Even just a little canoe. I adore boats, it's in my blood.
What Is…
A small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences?
Misusing the word "literally." The dire consequences being that I fucking kill you if you do it.
Your most macho trait?
Objectifying women.
The longest relationship you’ve ever had?
Close to 6 years, I think?
Your most embarrassing thoughts?
Usually involve Joey Fatone.
Your most shameful moment?
I've blocked them out. LA LA LA I HAVE LED A PERFECT LIFE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
This/That…
Bath/Shower?
That's entirely dependent on the situation. If I need to like, get clean, a shower. If I need to relax, a bath.
Markers/Crayons?
Crayons. Anyone wanna hook a bitch up with the biggest box of Crayolas they're making these days, I'll love you forever.
Pens/Pencils?
Pens.
Jelly/Cream Cheese?
Mmmmm creamcheeeeeeese......
Bagel/Toast?
BAGEL FTW.
Finish…
My greatest weakness is…
Babies. And animals. And baby animals. And boobs.
I wish I was…
Masuimi Max in this photo:
Fuckin' classy, yo.Three things I wouldn’t do for a million dollars are…
I'm having a lot of trouble with this one. I'm REALLY broke and fairly shameless.
Um..... Well, I certainly wouldn't leave my husband, give away my kitty, or part with Mister G.
The oddest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth is…
God... I gnaw on random things all the time without hardly noticing.... who knows? Hm... I ate a chocolate covered ant once.
Firsts…
Credit card you had?
Haven't ever had one. Will never have one. That would be the most epically dangerous thing to happen.
Loan you got was for?
Never got one.
Paycheck was for how much?
Hm...... I think it was around $150, but I'm really not sure.
Time you had stitches?
I was 2, I stuck my hand into the trash at my aunt's house & cut my finger on a can. Then I bit one of the stitches out & had to have it put back in. I still have the scar on my finger.
Time you went to the hospital for something?
Prolly when I shut my thumb in the car door... At a guess I was 9 or 10?
Lasts…
List everything you ate in the last 24 hours?
Rice, a candy cane, and some instant noodles.
Last thing you used a credit card for?
Nuttin'.
What was your job previous to the one you have now?
Previous to trophy housewife? Hot librarian.
Last thing you celebrated?
New Year's
Last time you were at a sports bar?
Hrmmm.... trying to remember if we hit any last time we visited the states. I wonder if Tony's counts as a sports bar. They have a bar and big tvs which sometimes show sports.... So if that counts, then slightly over a year.
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I loved all your answers, and I think Tony's counts as a sports bar though obviously I am clueless as to where Tony's is. Big TVs and alcohol usually fit the bill for me. :) Have an awesome week!
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