What? It's Wednesday here technically.

What The Hell Wednesday.

1. This Thursday is Thanksgiving. Tell us something you are not looking forward to.
Missing my family & "proper" celebration of Thanksgiving, even though my British family does the most wonderful things for their li'l token American. <3

2. What is the one thing you are most thankful for this year?
Getting our debt stuff on the track to being sorted out.

3. Most families get together for the holidays. Are your family gatherings on the pleasant side or do they tend to be more drama filled?
Usually pretty mellow. Depends on how big a gathering it is, a couple of the uncles aren't too thrilled with each other most of the time, but it's rare that everybody's together like that.

4. The President has decided not to call his tree a Christmas tree, but instead is calling it a Holiday tree. Do you think this is a good idea, just plain stupid or you could care less either way?
It's a toss-up between thinking it's stupid & not giving a shit in the least. Actually no, leaning towards stupid as he is so insistent on and public with his faith.

**edit edit edit!** http://www.snopes.com/politics/christmas/ornaments.asp Thank you, @aimalyn.

5. Are you going shopping on Black Friday and if so are you insane?
Shopping on Thursday, bitches! PHEAR MY CULTURE CLASH AND OPEN MALLS!

6. What is up with Santa and his Hos?
Well, obvs Mrs Claus is his bottom bitch.

7. Do you have any favorite holiday traditions?
Hand turkeys.

8. I am afraid my 2 year old will attack the Christmas tree this year (she has "oooo shiney" syndrom). What do you suggest I do to keep her from destroying the tree and running off with all the ornaments?
Let her. It's all in the Christmas spirit & kids are allowed extra leeway at Xmas.

9. What is the worst gift you have ever received?
A fucking goat for a fucking starving family somewhere, I dunno. One of those stupid charity things. Fuck that. *I* can barely afford groceries each week. Get stuff for ME.

10. Do think Santa Claus is creepy?
Golly, no. We have a very good relationship.

11. How do you celebrate New Years Eve?
On the sofa.

12. Do you believe in re-gifting (aka giving someone else a present you got but don't like)?
Hells yes.

13. Are you one of those people who save the bows and undamaged gift wrap off of the opened gifts?
GAHHH, no. That creeps me out.