Sunday, 29 November 2009

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP.

Unconscious Mutterings word association.

  1. MacGyver :: Patty & Selma
  2. Garter :: stitch
  3. Wedge :: shoes
  4. Inches :: feet
  5. Code :: blue
  6. Water :: running. YOU TRICKED ME by making the next word "running," what else would I say?
  7. Running :: away
  8. Curly :: whirly
  9. Turkey :: sammich
  10. Stupor :: drool
But those are all LIES because all I can think about is this story but OMFG DO NOT CLICK IT. DO NOT READ IT. I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS DON'T DO IT. FOR THE LOVE OF ALLTHAT IS GOOD AND PURE. I BLAME ELLEVEE. THIS IS NOT OK AND I WILL NEVER BE OK AGAIN.
(don't read this)
It's not ok. These things don't distress me. I am unflappable, when it comes to fanfic pr0n stuff. Whatever you wanna write about whoever doing whatever to whomever from your favorite novel/movie, it's cool. THIS IS NOT.
I AM FLAPPED.
It's not ok.

Also neither is this, but that is clickable, but it may just make you angry at the universe. Really, Britain? REALLY?

4 comments:

  1. ..... My brain needs bleach ...... about 6 gallons of it

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  2. "Hmm, I haven't read Patience's blog lately. Oh, a link. Eh, what the hell. OH MY GOD INCEST SKULLFUCKING FAN FICTION."

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  3. YOU KNOW THAT ONLY TEMPTS ME MORE.

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