OHAI.

Next few days, I will be a walking, talking, shrieking, weeping, pouting, hurting, raging, bingeing, hissing, passive-aggressive, just-plain-aggressive, offensive-and-badly-drawn-cartoon, circa-2002-animated-gif-you-would-even-be-ashamed-to-put-on-your-myspace-back-in-the-day, stupid-slogan, hormonal stereotype. But, hey. My rack looks fantastic.

I honestly disagree with most of that it's-all-about-hating-men sentiment up there. I hate you fucking whore bitches just as much as I hate those dickwads.

Just wait til they start me on the IVF hormone shots. Then the real fun will start.