Sunday 7 March 2010

So... Yeah. Another meme. Suck it.




Sunday Stealing: Another Meme About Me

1. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Um. Married is fairly serious, yeah?

2. What was your dream growing up?
I wanted to be a mommy and a Thermos.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
I would dearly love to be able to sing well. Not being able to doesn't stop me from singing, but being able to do it properly would stop the embarrassment.


4. If I bought you a drink, what would it be?
Bloody Mary.

5. What was the last book you read?

Just finished my personally-inscribed-to-me-because-I-am-awesome-on-the-internet-and-know-way-too-much-stuff-about-Sunset-Blvd-and-have-a-shiny-gold-butt copy of Scissors  last night. Bloody fabulous, it was.

6. What zodiac sign are you?
Gemini.

7. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
Tattoos: Marilyn on my right hip, Harley Quinn diamonds on my right thigh, a peach on my left buttcheek, and a bear paw on the top of my left foot. And the little circle I did with an Xacto knife & India ink in college on the inside of my left heel but that doesn't count. Piercings: 3 in each lobe, rook, tragus, a couple-few helixes (helices?) 2 of which are an orbital, left nostril, left nipple and clit hood. Maybehopefully an antitragus soon... or a spiral helix.... 3 or 4-point, prolly 3, I have small ears and am running out of space.

8. Worst habit?
Severe, all-consuming, fuck the world laziness.

9. What is your favorite sport?
Baseball.

10. Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Both. Depends. About some things I'm insanely, pathetically, endlessly optimistic, and other things I expect the worst.

11. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Probably an entire relationship or 2.

12. Tell me one weird fact about you.
My ultimate comfort movie, the thing I put on when I am at my lowest and need the movie version of a cuddle and thorazine, is Silence Of The Lambs.

13. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Here is what I think about clowns, in alarming detail.

14. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

Right this very instant, I'd like to stop breaking out like I'm 14 fucking years old. In a more general, longer term sense, I maybe wish my mouth wasn't so crooked.



15. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
What the shit? I don't even know who you are.



16. Ever been arrested?
Nope.

17. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Pay off a very, very, embarrassingly small fraction of my debt.

18. What's your favorite place to hang out at?
At the end of sentences, to police them for wayward prepositions, idiot.


19. Do you believe in ghosts?
That's iffy. But probably not.

20. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
All my time is spare.

21. Do you swear a lot?
No more than your average drunken sailor. Ok... maybe a teensy bit more.

22. Biggest pet peeve?
Misuse of the word literally.

23. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Spandy.

24. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
What the fuck kind of question is this? No, seriously. Who wrote this shit? Do I "believe romance?" I don't even know what that means. Do I appreciate it? Yes.

25. Do you believe in God?
I don't fucking know. I do, however, know just what to do with a drunken sailor.

3 comments:

  1. Loved your answers, but stupidly clicked on the clown post link and saw IT ....... and I'm about to go get some sleep (hopefully)!

    Glad I hopped over from Sunday Stealing cos I also saw the post about the Haunt perfume. Didn't realise there were any others out there doing the same as BPAL, so thanks for sharing :)

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  2. The Silence of the Lamb for comfort? ok

    Happy Sunday!

    hugs
    shakira

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  3. I'm so happy to see the return of baseball.
    http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/03/how-to-make-money-blogging-im-game-and-stealing/

    Join us for Monday Mayhem!

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