Monday, 15 March 2010

Sunday Stealing: Can I do this in ten minutes or less?

Probably not. But, you know. It'll still be Sunday lots of places when I do post it.

Sunday Stealing: Judd's Merged Meme

1. What were doing 10 years ago?
Bloody fucking hell, I was in college. *moan*

2. Five snacks that you enjoy in a perfect, non weight-gaining world
Banana popsicles, wasabi Pringles, cashews, Brazil nuts.... um.... do bloody marys count as snacks?

3. Five things you would do if you were a billionaire:
Tell the student loan people to suck my balls, buy a house in England, buy a house in America, buy a pony, go to Toys R Us.

4. Three of your habits:
Losing stuff, dropping stuff, running into stuff.

5. Five jobs that you've have had:
Housewares @ department store (Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.), daycare teacher, deli counter sammich-person, teaching assistant at adolescent rehab, school librarian.

6. Five places that you've lived:
Georgia, Illinois, Ohio, Idaho, England

7. Five things that you did yesterday:
Had some ice cream wth pop rocks in, finished my ZOMG FUCKING BEAUTIFUL Regia scarf, watched a terrible movie, watched a good movie, had a fucking huge panic attack.

8. Five people you would want to get to know more about:
Your mom, your grandma, your sister, your auntie, & your mom again, from behind this time.

9. Abortion: for or against it?
Being pro-choice isn't being FOR abortion, you fucking moron. OH, YAY, LET'S EVERYBODY ALL GO OUT AND GET ABORTIONS WILLY-NILLY!

10. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Since when does the world have ANY kind of president? Are you implying the US *is* the world? God, I hate you.

11. Do you believe in the death penalty?
I believe Batman would be much more awesome if he killed people.

12. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Some places it is. You're incredibly US-centric. It's bugging me.

13. Are you for or against premarital sex?

14. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Again, some places it is. I tire of you.

15. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

16. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
The "alcohol age" (wtf, I like a nicely aged whiskey, but really... I doubt, at this point, that's what you mean.) IS 18 where I live, you fucking twit. The world does not end at the US border.

17. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
LOL. "Called off." Like a fucking broken engagement. This is the most pathetically superficial, uninformed meme ever.

18. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
I agree that it is illegal in some places. It isn't in others. So your statement is false in those places. So I disagree.... with a false statement that isn't even an opinion. Fucking hell, I'm talking in circles. DIAF already.

19. Do you believe in spanking your children?
A swat on the butt never hurt me.

20. Do you worry that others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Do you worry that people will judge you from reading your inane questions? Because.... frankly, sweetie, they already have. And you have been found wanting.

Anyway, no, It took 16 minutes. And this one isn't even worth dignifying with pretty pictures or colors. Fucking ludicrous.

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