K, I'm doing this thing, just not on Facebook. Sue me. Also, I'm not promising "clever," wtf?

Pick an artist and, using only song titles from that artist, cleverly respond to these prompts.

ARTIST: The Cramps

1. Are you male or female: Bikini Girls With Machine Guns
2. Describe yourself: Naked Girl Falling Down The Stairs
3. How do you feel about yourself: All Women Are Bad
4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Jackyard Backoff
5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Hard Workin' Man
6. Describe your current location: Lonesome Town
7. Describe where you want to be: Dames, Booze, Chains & Boots
8. Your best friend is: Elvis Fucking Christ
9. Your favorite color is: What's Inside A Girl?
10. You know that: Sheena's In A Goth Gang
11. What’s the weather like: I Can't Hardly Stand It
12. If your life was a television show, what would it be called?: Journey To The Center Of A Girl
13. What is life to you: Mean Machine
14. What is the best advice you have to give: Don't Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk
15. If you could change your name, what would you change it to: Haulass Hyena