OH GOD MAKE IT STOP.

Unconscious Mutterings word association.

1. MacGyver :: Patty & Selma
   
2. Garter :: stitch
   
3. Wedge :: shoes
   
4. Inches :: feet
   
5. Code :: blue
   
6. Water :: running. YOU TRICKED ME by making the next word "running," what else would I say?
   
7. Running :: away
   
8. Curly :: whirly
   
9. Turkey :: sammich
   
10. Stupor :: drool

But those are all LIES because all I can think about is this story but OMFG DO NOT CLICK IT. DO NOT READ IT. I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS DON'T DO IT. FOR THE LOVE OF ALLTHAT IS GOOD AND PURE. I BLAME ELLEVEE. THIS IS NOT OK AND I WILL NEVER BE OK AGAIN.
(don't read this)
It's not ok. These things don't distress me. I am unflappable, when it comes to fanfic pr0n stuff. Whatever you wanna write about whoever doing whatever to whomever from your favorite novel/movie, it's cool. THIS IS NOT.
I AM FLAPPED.
It's not ok.

Also neither is this, but that is clickable, but it may just make you angry at the universe. Really, Britain? REALLY?