Faith in humanity: RESTORED!!!

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You: Evening.

Stranger: afternoon.

You: Do you know what hand turkeys are?

Stranger: fuck yeah.

You: SWEET!!!!! I was losing faith in humanity. Nobody knows what they are, did nobody go to kindergarten?!?!

Stranger: i know right?!

Stranger: like seriously we made them around thanksgiving every year until like 3rd grade

You: Exactly. I made one today & my husband was all "A HAND CHICKEN!" I was so disappointed.

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: its not a chicken

Stranger: its a fucking turkey

You: I know, it's obviously a turkey. He's British though, so he hasn't really had Thanksgiving, but still...

Stranger: chickens dont have giant tails

Stranger: damn brits lol

You: I know, what can you do? I was powerless against his accent.

Stranger: hahahahahaha

Stranger: yeah one of my profs is from britain

You: Nice.

Stranger: he busts on all the prior enlisted guys ehre

Stranger: theyll have a stack of ribbons and hell start calling them genreal

Stranger: *general

You: Heh. I've been here 3 years and I still most of the time feel all, "WTF BRITISH??!!?"

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: personally i like british spelling better

You: I hate it when I read a book by an American author, though, & it's been "translated" into British. I'm sorry, but Stephen King did NOT write about Christine's "boot" or "bonnet."

Stranger: lol. harry potter books got translated into american

Stranger: so it evens out

You: Yeah, don't like that much either. :D I think things are fine just the way they are.

Stranger: yeah

You: The extra Us and RE instead of ER throw me off in crossword puzzles though.

Stranger: id imagine

Stranger: youre there like fuck it should be this but theres on extra space

You: Exactly.

Stranger: and then someone show you the answer and you feel like an idiot

You: And occasionally someone'll send me an American puzzle book and I'll have to re-adjust again. God, I sound like a loser. I just really fucking like crosswords. :D

Stranger: hhahaha

Stranger: well, im gonna go try n get my whole platoon to make hand turkeys and stick them on our staff sergeants door.

Stranger: nice talking to you though

You: FUCK YEAH!

Stranger: XD

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I so hope this happens.

Omegle.

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Stranger: im a horny guy ..

You: I'm a dinosaur!

You: Golly, you're quiet.

You: SYNTHPOP!

You: Dinosaur breakdown!

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Stranger: Male | 17 | Europe

You: Congratulations!

You: Are you a dinosaur?

Stranger: Yes I am

You: SWEET! I've been looking for another dinosaur all evening!

You: Alioramus altai, you?

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You: Evening.

You: Strong silent type?

You: *FLAIL*

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: distracted

You: By dinosaurs?!?!

Stranger: the raptors

You: Shit, they can open doors!

Stranger: yeah i know

Stranger: i've got a desk in front of it

You: That'll help for awhile, probably. They're real smart, though. They'll distract you by trying to get in the door and have sent scouts around to a window!

You: Do you have a bear? A grizzly might be able to take one on.

Stranger: luckily they can't climb that high

Stranger: i'm three stories up

You: I bet they could climb brick... And wood. What're the external walls made of?

Stranger: concrete. smooth concrete

You: Excellent, you'll prolly be ok.

Stranger: they might be able to dig holds eventually tho

Stranger: damn

Stranger: i have to go

You: That'd take awhile, someone else with guns would notice before any serious damage.

You: Ok!

Stranger: don't worry, i have a katana

You: Watch your back & best of luck!

Stranger: en garde!

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I really hope they're ok.

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You: Evening.

You: "You're now being ignored by a random stranger. Talk to yourself!"

You: Ok! Hey, what's up?

You: Nothing.

You: Really? You ok?

You: A little crampy, maybe.

You: Ohhh, sorry hunny.

You: It's ok, I've got painkillers.

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Stranger: HAVE YOU SEEN WALDO?

You: Take a left off Oak Ridge.

Stranger: WALDO, STOP RUNNING YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!

You: He was on a moped, dude.

Stranger: WAAAAAAALLLLLLDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: You've got no chance.

Stranger: GET OVER HERE WALDO!!!!!!

Stranger: WALDO, WAIT UP!

You: Do you want a ride? We could maybe catch up.

Stranger: ARGH OKAY I NEED TO GET WALDO!

You: Stay in the car, though. This is bat country.

Stranger: THERE HE IS! GIT HIM!

Stranger: *GET

Stranger: WALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: He's a little.... dead. Sorry. I may've gotten carried away.

You: Really, just a *little* dead.

Stranger: HAHA!! I FOUND THE LEGENDARY WALDO!!!!

You: Do you know a good taxidermist?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: IM AFRAID OF TAXIDERMY

You: Ancient Egyptians? They could help.]

Stranger: TO EGYPT!!!!!!!!!

You: Ok, but I want Waldo's moped.

Stranger: his what?

Stranger: his wallet?

You: That too.

Stranger: what's a moped?

You: That scooter thing he was driving. Like some kind of Eurotrash.

Stranger: AH. im taking his beanie and glasses!

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You: Good evening.

Stranger: Indeed my good sir

Stranger: How is life treating you my good man>

You: Gosh, you're presumptive.

Stranger: Gosh ur such a jew

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Stranger: hey

You: Creamsicles!

Stranger: DILDO

You: MOM???? Get off Omegle.

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You: Night!

Stranger: yes

Stranger: asl

Stranger: please

You: Aw. You're the first person to say please. For that, I shall oblige. I am 28, quite girly, and am currently in England.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i think u are male

Stranger: so i ask

Stranger: i am male

Stranger: turkey

Stranger: 21

You: Thanksgiving's really close, I'd be worried if I were you.

Stranger: no

Stranger: i want to be friend

Stranger: good

Stranger: friend

You: I'm a dinosaur.

Stranger: if u want we talk by msn

Stranger: i need speak english

You: You're doing fine. I'll speak dinosaur, if it'll help. RAAWWRRRRRRAARRRR

Stranger: what do u think

Stranger: dear

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